“Rico, where’s the door hole?”
“ours make money”
remember that the term “concentration camp” literally just means a camp imprisoning a concentrated, targeted population. they absolutely do qualify as concentration camps already without having to neglect and abuse dozens of children of death, but they are already in that phase.
don’t be afraid to call them what they are. they’re concentration camps.
the popularity of GIR always kind of bugged me because while he is entertaining as fuck, he's also largely a reactive character so there is a limit to what you can have him do. if theres no one else around he'll most likely just sit and watch tv and eat snacks, which is cute but not necessarily funny
meanwhile, you can put ZIM into literally any situation and it'd be goddamn hilarious. consider:
- ZIM accidentally sends the tallest a letter bomb
- ZIM tells a random stranger about his day
- ZIM builds and launches a missle at the white house, except due to a misunderstanding, he ends up sending it to a random house that is white
- ZIM goes to the dmv
the possibilities are endless
zim goes to the DMV is a one shot kill of a sentence
Me: Says ‘ow’ when my video game character is injured.
Also me: screaming or wailing while my video game character flees from danger.
This is also a big mood
broke: asking neilman to confirm your headcanons
woke: recognizing that your headcanons are your own and you don’t need the author’s approval or validation
bespoke: using a ouija board to ask terry pratchett to confirm your headcanons
so i guess activated charcoal lattes are the newest latte trend? for why? i hate to break it to y’all but unless you’ve ingested poison recently, activated charcoal has no real benefits. just stick to matcha [polyphenols/ antioxidants] and chai [antioxidants+anti-inflammatory]
also, if you’re on any important medications, and i know a lot of you are, don’t fucking drink these. charcoal doesn’t discriminate. it’ll render your meds useless and absorb them too as well as some other beneficial nutrients
^^^^ including hormonal birth control. Don’t fall for the charcoal bullshit. Stay safe.
Sailor Krypton (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
This is so fitting with the fact that Martian Manhunter once transformed into Rei Hino as a secret identity and Bruce Wayne figured him out which means he has Watch Sailor Moon or at least knows enough about it to identify a character and know their first and last name from the Japanese version
J’onn and Bruce both confirmed as being regular visitors to Crunchyroll <3
Bruce Wayne has the original DVDs and audio dramas in Japanese
He claims he learned Japanese as part of his Mission to Become Skilled At Everything For His War on Crime but the truth is he learned Japanese so he could listen to audio dramas and watched un-dubbed anime without needing subtitles O.O
We know your secrets Bruce
Bruce Wayne, hardcore closet weeaboo.
Bruce: I have a keikaku to take down every member of the Justice League
Superman: ………………
Batman: Keikaku means plan
Superman: I’m going to break my no killing rule now ._.
Portrayal of Aunt May really tells you a lot about whether or not the writers drink their respecting women juice like everybody was all “Aunt May should be a fun and engaging character” and the most recent live-actions went “We’ll make her YOUNG and HOT BOOM DONE” and meanwhile Into the Spiderverse went “oh okay yes so she should be intelligent and competent and bad-ass!! she’ll play a role in the story and help our hero on his way!! she’ll be kind and welcoming even though she’s grieving!! she’ll keep her wrinkles and grey hair and sharp nose and have a cocky smile and love her nephew very much and also kick villains out of her house!!!!!!!” and like. who respected her character more let me ask you